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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 161cm, weight 41kg (last updated: 20 Oct 2008)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- a Nucleii Leader
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the most SHUAI guy on the street, that's ME
- email: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com, or if you prefer the more inactive one: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
Oh yes I do!

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Riho Mei
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Weng Tuck
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Monday, 26 November 2007
Lost and Found: Passport

Today, something disastrous happened. It happens in every year. It's an annual catastrophe. Okay... Maybe it isn't that bad... But you get the main idea... It all started when...

It's a beautiful morning... Okay... Maybe afternoon... I just woke up. What a beautiful day for the human race!!! Daily routine done: Brush my teeth (make sure they shine), eat my breakfast (Milo and Cereal), etc. Next, I called the ICA (Immigrant Checkpoint Authority) to ask about the extension of Passport. My expiry date was 17 Dec. I'm going to Malacca on the 1st to the 4th for a cool vacation together with the whole extended family. So I have to make sure that the expiry date is far from the vacation. I can't be stopped there. Nothing can stop the perfect vacation (and me). Guess what? I waited for 10 minutes but no one was there to answer that phone. Too busy I think. The typical ICA. Then, the sky turned dark, marking the start of a disaster. My dad brought me to the ICA building to extend. All by myself! And he left. After a few hours, I was still there with no progress. He came. And started blabbering, scolding, hurling, you name it, he got it. Then he left me in a deserted street and ask me to go home myself. What an idiot!!! The first thing I thought of is the Basic Survival Skills, but of course that wouldn't come to use... in a city!!! So I took a bus home using the coins I have. And in the end, I reached home!!! Remarkable isn't it??? I know it is. Then something made me looked in the documents I brought to the ICA building (The passport, Birth Certificate, etc.). You know what??? No passport!!! I can't find it. 2nd look. Still NO!!! My family members started to look for it in the car. Still NO!!! All I wanted is to make sure that the vacation will not be affected because my passport. And yet I lost it!!! Making things worst!!! Then my maid look around 1 more time. And YES!!! It's there!!! Cool!!! Things will still be perfect for the vacation!!!

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